Totally Not a Threat: 209 Times CEO Innocently Asks to Confirm Stockton Cabal's Home Addresses

Stockton, CA – In an unexpected turn of events that has sent ripples of bewilderment through the local disinformation industry, Motecuzoma Patrick Sanchez, 209 Times CEO, has extended an olive branch – or rather, a potential fruit basket – to a new rival fake news outlet.

Sanchez, known for his groundbreaking and 100% factual investigative reporting, sent a Facebook direct message yesterday afternoon to the Stockton Cabal asking for an address confirmation. The message simply asked to confirm the street names for the addresses of longtime Stockton Cabal henchmen Jeff Acquistapace and Scott Winn.

Facebook Direct Message asking if the street names (redacted) we live on are ‘current’.

"It can't be a coincidence the day after we launch the Stockton Cabal website Motec reaches out to confirm our home addresses. His intentions are obvious," Acquistapace continued, "he wants to send us a welcoming gift. Probably a nice fruit basket as a friendly gesture of goodwill."

A source who has chosen to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation raised doubts about the intentions of the message. "It sounds like Motec is saying, 'I know who you are and where you live,' " said the concerned anonymous source. "(Former Stockton Councilman) Elbert Holman once confronted Motec on social media, and the next day his tires were slashed."

In response to the possibility of the message being a veiled threat, Acquistapace disagreed, "There is no way Motec would be threatened by our fake news page; we only have about 100 followers. 209 Times has more than ten thousand times that amount."

In the meantime, the Stockton Cabal team is waiting anxiously to see what gift Sanchez plans to send. Acquistapace reassured those concerned, "bullying and harassment are not Motec's style. His past actions have consistently proven to be motivated by love and kindness. Revenge and a lust for power are not in his character."

Sanchez bearing gifts.