Councilman Blower Ditches Captain America for Captain Crunch at StocktonCon 2025!
Stockton, CA – The halls of the Stockton Arena were once again abuzz with costumed heroes and pop culture enthusiasts this past weekend for StocktonCon 2025. While many attendees donned elaborate, handcrafted outfits, one familiar face surprised onlookers by trading his usual star-spangled shield for something a little… sweeter.
Stockton Councilman Michael Blower, known for his enthusiastic participation in the annual event, made headlines last year for his uncanny resemblance to Captain America. Fans eagerly awaited his 2025 reveal, with many speculating he'd stick with the Marvel universe or perhaps venture into a DC Comics alter ego. They were wrong. Terribly, deliciously wrong.
This year, Councilman Blower proudly debuted as Captain Crunch, complete with a perfectly sculpted white mustache, a classic bicorne hat, and a surprisingly convincing captain’s outfit. You can almost imagine Blower taking on the role in a shameless big screen adaptation.
When asked about the dramatic shift from super-soldier to cereal mascot, Blower, still in character, reportedly boomed, "To be honest, while I adore the Marvel cinematic universe, my true allegiance lies with the crunch. Especially the sweet, berry-infused crunch of Crunchberries!" He then, according to eyewitnesses, proceeded to offer small, pre-packaged bags of the iconic cereal to bewildered but delighted convention-goers.
Sources close to the Councilman confirmed that Blower's love for Captain Crunch cereal is, in fact, legendary. "He has a dedicated 'cereal cupboard' at home, and let's just say it's 90% Captain Crunch products," one source revealed. "He even tried to get 'Crunchberry Friday' instated at City Hall once. It didn't pass."
While some political pundits are questioning the Councilman's fashion choices for a public event, the general consensus among StocktonCon attendees was overwhelmingly positive. "He committed to it, you gotta give him that," said that guy from Al's Comics, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Paulie from the Rocky franchise, while munching on a complimentary bag of Crunchberries. "And frankly, after seeing him as Captain America for years, this was a refreshing change of pace."
Only time will tell what Captain icon Councilman Blower will embody at StocktonCon 2026. Let’s hope to God it’s not Captain Underpants. One thing's for sure: it's bound to be a tasty surprise.
What do you think Councilman Blower should dress up as next year?
Oh Captain, My Captain (Crunch)! Blower's Bold Cereal Cosplay Shocks StocktonCon