"Welcome to the Club, Mario": Councilman Enríquez Joins Exclusive 209 Times "Hit List"
STOCKTON, CA — It is with a sense of immense pride and a hearty round of applause that we at the Cabal announce a new inductee into the prestigious ranks of San Joaquin County's political elite. Stockton Councilman Mario Enríquez has officially joined the 209 Times' coveted "Hit List," a right of passage for any public servant truly making a difference.
This honor has been bestowed upon Councilman Enríquez, a distinction celebrated by those who understand the unspoken rules of local politics. Jeff Acquistapace of the Stockton Cabal was quick to offer a word of praise:
“Congratulations Mario, you've officially made it. We predicted this would happen in our article on June 28th. Being hit by the 209 Times is a right of passage in San Joaquin County politics. Don't cry victim and look for a shoulder to cry on. The world is not ending. Being libeled by Motec is an acclaimed distinction."
With this coveted ranking, you receive such sought-after perks as being attacked online, having your tires mysteriously slashed, public doxing, and even being tied to Sammy Nunez via guilt by association. And if you're truly lucky, District Attorney Ron Freitas will press charges against you based on a 209 Times' exposé.
Councilman Enríquez is joining a pantheon of battle-scarred leaders who have walked this very path. Here is just a short list of current and former "Hit List" roster members:
• Michael Tubbs (The OG of 209 Times targets)
• Steve Moore
• Tori Verber Salazar
• Susan Eggman
• Kathy Miller
• Chuck Winn
• Moses Zapien
• Elbert Holman
• Jesús Andrade
• Dan Wright
• Susan Lofthus
• Sol Jobrack
• Dyane Burgos Medina
• Lange Luntao
• Dan Arriola
• Harry Black
• Brando Villapudua
• Carlos Villapudua
• Kimberley Warmsley
• Angel Ann Flores
• Michael Blower
And that's just a few of the elected and government officials. There is a whole other list of private citizens who’ve earned this sought-after distinction. In the meantime, don’t treat this as some kind of stigma. Wear it like a badge of honor. Because if the 209 Times is after you, you must be doing something right.
Councilman Enríquez Inducted into 209 Times 'Hall of Fame'
