209 Times Unleashes Frank'enstein’ on Freitas After Flores Trial Fiasco
STOCKTON, CA – In the aftermath of the AngelAnn Flores trial, sources close to the 209 Times report a volcanic eruption of fury directed at San Joaquin District Attorney Ron Freitas. The outlet, led by local luminaries Motecuzoma "Motec" Sanchez and Frank Gayaldo, is reportedly "beyond incensed" over the jury’s failure to convict Flores on all three charges, particularly the high-profile counts of embezzlement and grand theft.
For years, the 209 Times has been the lone journalistic vanguard, relentlessly publishing exclusive exposés detailing Flores' alleged financial misdeeds—including the now-legendary $600 SUSD "stolen student lunch money" caper. The outlet's narrative, a carefully woven tapestry of righteous indignation and clickbait headlines, collapsed yesterday when the jury delivered a verdict that, in their view, was a slap in the face of justice.
"Motec sold the public a narrative so hard he should have been a used car salesman," one anonymous observer quipped. "Now, with the acquittals, he and Frank look like they're selling a broken-down Pinto."
The acquittal has apparently triggered a full-scale thermonuclear conflict. According to insiders, Sanchez and Freitas had an unwritten, almost biblical covenant forged during a "secret ring-kissing ceremony" back in 2022. The agreement, it is said, guaranteed Freitas's office would deliver a full conviction in exchange for the 209 Times’ assistance in the election.
Freitas, in the eyes of the 209 Times, has now breached that sacred pact.
In response, Sanchez has reportedly given Gayaldo the green light to unleash a "biblical flood" of emails to various Public Information Officers. Gayaldo, who in his spare time enjoys submitting California Public Records Act (PRA) requests from his villa in the Philippines and threatening to expose public officials, has reportedly launched a multi-pronged assault on the DA’s office, the Sheriff’s Department, and the Superior Court. The target? Every single penny of the nearly half-million dollars spent on the Flores investigation and trial.
"Where did the money go? It's the only question that matters," Gayaldo was overheard saying in a private conversation. "You spend half a million dollars to prove someone stole six hundred, and you can't even get a conviction? My grandmother could have won this case with a couple of stern glares and a wooden spoon."
The rumor is that 209 Times believes Freitas is entirely to blame for the embarrassing defeat. The outlet maintains it was 100% correct about Flores's guilt, and that the acquittal is a direct result of the DA’s office’s gross incompetence.
"I don't ask questions unless I already have the answers," Gayaldo reportedly wrote in a threatening email to Freitas's office. "I would hate to see your staff serve time for concealing any misuse of investigation funds."
As for Freitas, sources say he is reportedly bracing for the "unavoidable" next meeting with Sanchez and Gayaldo. One staffer was seen handing Freitas a new tube of medicated chapstick, a grim souvenir from the last closed-door meeting.
"He's just hoping it's the ring again and not Motec's entire ass this time," a source said on the condition of anonymity, and a generous donation of new business cards for the upcoming job hunt.
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